- Kurt Vonnegut (via sunst0ne)
FAVORITE FILMS: BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S
"the blues are because you’re getting fat and maybe it’s been raining too long, you’re just sad that’s all. the mean reds are horrible. suddenly you’re afraid and you don’t know what you’re afraid of. do you ever get that feeling? ”
"Headline?" "Swing Set Needs Home," I said. "Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home," he said. "Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children" I said. He laughed. "That’s why." "What?" "That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile?"